#1 A Slightly Ill-Fitting Shoe

I have a pair of brown dress shoes I got on final clearance a few years ago, and I never wear them. What a waste, right? I tried them on this morning, and they fit *almost* perfectly. I think, "good enough," and go on my way.

Now I remember why these have been slowly decomposing in my closet.

The shoes fit just enough to trick me into wearing them, and now I will be increasingly debilitated througout my day.

Sucky.